Fan Decapitation

For a small fee, you can have your image sitting in the seats at an MLB game. Woohoo! I guess?

I wish you could have a robo-fan that had camera eyeballs. You could log on from home and see what your robo-fan is seeing. You could have an array of things your robo-fan shouts like, "Woohoo!" or "You Suck.".

The Fresh Prince, Will Smith shares my feelings. At least his home run shares my feelings...